Sliced Bagels
In New York City, bagels that are sliced or prepared are subject to sales tax, whereas whole bagels are not, according to the Wall Street Journal. Did the person or group who came up with this idea initiate a schmear campaign to get it on the books?

Pets
If you live in Durham, North Carolina, you could be paying a tax on Rover. The state charges a $10 tax for neutered and spayed pets and $75 for pets that are not neutered or spayed, according to Turbo Tax. I wonder if animal shelters qualify for the $60 discount if they neuter and spay their pets.

Candy
In Illinois, all candies are subject to an extra tax, unless they contain flour, like the Whopper (not the burger). Are sugar-free candies exempt?

Elderly Tax Exemption
By the time you’re 100, you’ve paid enough in taxes, at least according to the state of New Mexico, where people over 100 years old are tax-exempt. The question remains as to what percentage of New Mexico residents live long enough to qualify for the exemption.

Flushing The Toilet
If it’s yellow, let it mellow could be the motto of some Maryland and Virginia residents looking to save money. In these two states there’s a tax on flushing the toilet, according to Bing. Those with IBS and UTI’s might want to stay away from areas subject to this tax.

Illegal Drugs
Tennessee anonymously collects a tax on illegal drugs, according to NPR. In 2006, the state collected $1.5 million from the tax. Depending on your point of view, the state is either profiting indirectly from illegal drugs, or taxing everyone because “they might be doing drugs”. I hope this money goes to rehab programs…

Children’s Diapers
Adult diapers are exempt from sales tax in Connecticut, but if you’re buying diapers for your kids you’ll have to pay taxes on those, according to Thomson Reuters. I wonder how many parents buy adult diapers for their kids to save money.

Napkins
Colorado levies a tax on “non essential” food packaging items, according to Business Insider. That means you’ll pay a tax on paper cup lids and napkins, but not on paper cups themselves. No word on if paper towels are used in their place.
Workplace Nudity
Businesses in Utah that employ nude or partly nude workers are required to pay a 10 percent sales tax, according to U.S. News and World Report.

Decks Of Cards
If you buy cards in Alabama you’ll pay a 10 cent tax on the deck, according to Turbo Tax. Meanwhile, Nevada gives free decks in exchange for completed returns. In Vegas, the house always wins, and in Alabama, the cards are stacked against you. No word on if tarot or UNO cards are subject to the tax.

Holiday Decorations
In Texas, holiday-themed pictures that are meant to be placed on walls are taxed, according to efile.com.

Tattoo
In Arkansas, there’s a 6 percent sales tax on tattoos, according to Turbo Tax.

Litigation
New York has a tax on litigation, according to ABC News.

Hot Air Balloons
In Kansas, you have to pay taxes on that hot air balloon ride — or risk flying away. In that state tethered balloons are taxed, but those that roam free are not because they are considered a legitimate form of transportation, according to ABC. Apparently, Oscar Diggs won’t be guilty of tax evasion if he ever returns from Oz…

Fresh Fruit Vending Machines
Another reason not to buy your fruit from a vending machine. Fresh fruit is exempt from sales tax in California, unless it’s sold from a vending machine, according to U.S. News and World Report. And who exactly buys fresh fruit from a vending machine? When was the last time you saw a banana dispensing kiosk?